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Click hereIf it's a PITA situation,
There's not a lot that can be done.
You sure can't have a celebration,
And you're not going to have no fun!
If someone says "PITA's" on the job,
You should find somewhere else to go.
Cause PITA will do you like a "cob,"
And make you think you've just been hoed!
If you're wondering what PITA means,
It's a new word with lots of class.
The definition's not what it seems,
It translates as "Pain In The Ass!!"