Please Fuck My Wife

My buddy and I are such good friends
when his love life came to an end
They yanked his prostate clear out of his ass
something that should never come to pass
He said,
"I can 't get it up and wifey is hot to trot
and your the only real friend I've got
So please Dean, make the scene
I begging you to fuck Irene"
"Is she in agreement, I asked amazed
My cock was rising as if I'd been tazzed
"I'll tell ya Dean we will do it like this
We'll all get drunk, then I'll leave to piss
You'll make your move by popping your cock
If she sees a big dick she'll be hard to stop
Let her suck till you'r are about to cum
then insert a finger, maybe your thumb
That will set her off like a bitch in heat
Then just roll her a little back on her feet
and slip your wick in her heart's delight
You can be sure she'll give ya no fight
Then fuck her till she cums, maybe twice
that kind of fucking a gal finds nice
She'll fall asleep and when I return
I'll tell her it was my idea so she'd learn
that even if I can't fuck no more
There ain't no reason she should slam the door
on all things sexy, fun and such
no need for her to give up so much"
So I did as John asked and it went the way
he predicted and till today
It's ten years later, I still make a stop
to visit Irene and get to pop
It calms her down and also me
Life without fucking anyone can see
is a life without carnal pleasures
Hell's bells, sex is one of life's treasures
and John is fatter and still gets his meds
they shoot him up with estrogen, he's said
he now thinks of Irene as a sister
and me as a bro
and I'm doing my duty
don't ya know