- Non-Erotic Poetry
- PMS Mood Rising
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Rewrite of CCR's Bad Moon Rising
I feel a PMS mood rising
If I wanna live to see another day
I guess I better get outta my girlfriend's way
I feel the earth shaking
I see her eyes flashing
Uh oh
I guess it must be that time of the month today
Sorry, homies
I can't go out clubbing with you tonight
Cos if I do
I'm afraid she just might take my life
I'm sure you understand
There's a PMS mood on the rise
Oh no!
I misplaced her toothbrush
Now I hear a hurricance a blowin'
I'm afraid my end just might be near
Cos her tears are fallin' like rivers overflowin'
I hear her voice raise in rage
Now I really believe
I'm gonna be another poor man
Sent down his road to ruin
Sorry, homies
I can't go out clubbing with you tonight
Cos if I do
I'm afraid she just might take my life
I'm sure you understand
There's a PMS mood on the rise
Homie's please
She's got me on my knees
Think one of ya better call the fuzz
If I should disappear
Tonight outta sight
Wish now that we had never moved in together
Got a frying pan in her hand
Guess I better hurry up and get prepared to die
Looks like I should have went for her gay brother instead
Now I'm gonna lose an eye for my roving eye
Sorry, homies
I can't go out clubbing with you tonight
Cos if I do
I'm afraid she just might take my life
I'm sure you understand
There's a PMS mood on the rise
Sorry, homies
I can't go out clubbing with you tonight
Cos if I do
I'm afraid she just might take my life
I'm sure you understand
There's a PMS mood on the rise
2009 Ramona Thompson
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