- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Poem About Life
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sometimes Life is like a long hallway,
other times
Life is like a dog licking it's own butt.
not the butt of a fellow dog or even opposite sex,
nor a cousin or angel dog from dog heaven.
it's own butt.
I prefer the long hallway of Life.
it is cluttered with coat hooks
so often it is necessary to duck
or suffer a dent in the noggin
or crease of brow.
I tend to sneeze when I duck coat hooks
so a kerchief is always recommended.
My keepers are stocked.
The girl keepers keep them tied up
down their bare legs, twenty each.
The boy keepers usually just offer
to tie decorative knots for the girls.
Boy keepers are fast
becoming
extinct.
They are offered to good homes.
Mustache, biceps and cocky attitudes all.
There are always openings for girl
keepers.
