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Click herePoetry Of The Penis
Turgid – now there's a good word.
Flaccid? I'm liking less.
Although I must confess
The phrase
"To fit a wet kipper into a welly."
Makes the stirring on my belly
Jiggle with amusement –
Looking like a netted tuna
On a vibrating trawler's decks.
Tuna mind, not kipper –
Size matters to this skipper.