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Click hereQ: Who are you? Where do you come from?
A: I am a star seed from Vega.
Q: What you do for living?
A: I teach geometry for dying.
Q: And you write poetry?
A: It is a rumor.I didn't come across any.
Q: What is your best attribute?
A: I am a good liar.
Q: What cheers you most?
A: Food, beer and the german sex farce movies.
Q: What bugs you most?
A: Lack of Money.Being a human.
Q: Do you hate women?
A: Yes, I do.I despise life generally.
Q: Do you have any future plans?
A: I want to open an adult store in the North Pole.I want to commit the biggest school shooting in history.
Q: What kind of music do you listen?
A: Silence only.Not the lambs.
...but it's interesting to see what the rest of the world really thinks about what goes on here in North America. Geez, no wonder everyone hates us. Your English is getting a lot better, I think I can see that here. I really do applaude your efforts to write in English, but I would be curious to see your Turkish (I'm assuming this to be your language of choice) poetry. Keep writing, my friend. Thanks for the read.