Portal to the Vixen Planet II

The Portal to the Vixen Planet, Pt II

They forgot to tie the rope to Jim Bob
so there was a lot of dust kicking and thumb twiddlin'.
Well, Jill saw it first and made a big deal out of it.
I always figured her to be a tad brighter than a light bulb
but this just confirmed it.

"Look over yonder," Jill hollard out of her over-alls
pointing her finger and waving it towards the meadow pond.
Wally started running, like one of those desert oasis to a thirsty man.
But there in the middle of that pond was another Portal.
Yep, two of them, one in the sky and one in the pond.

We probably looked like the Oklahoma land rush racing for soil.
When we got to the edge of the pond Wally tossed a stone at the Portal
and the rock went straight into it and disappeared.
"Don't do that, you might hit one of those Vixens on the head."
Well that was good thinking on Jills part.

After much debate Wally volunteered to wade out to it.
Wally made it to the Moon's reflection, held his nose and ducked under water.
Now I know that was the moon sitting on the top of that water
but they had me convinced there was a worm hole to earth
and for a lack of anything better to do on saturday night w
e searched for the Portal to the Vixen Planet.

Well, Wally never surfaced and Bud paniced
dialing 911 twice cause it was a double emergency.
I couldn't believe it and my eye lids stayed open.
Low and behold they had the Sheriff's Dept., VFD, WALLY'S Dad
and the ambulance all come to see this Portal to the Vixen Planet.

Explaining the canon was easy but producing Wally was a task.
We explained that we were on a quest
to find this hole left by a space worm that is a portal to another planet.
They laughed so hard it was contagious,
and that's when it happened.

It was getting late and the portal had rested just on top of the barn.
Big bright oval resting on the leaning tin roof.
Bud Waswiser yelled, "Look!" Well, what were we to do, not look?
There on the top of the barn stood Wally and he was holding Jim Bob.
The Moon was bright behind them as Wally waved and whistled.
Ever since that night we have been trying to get back into
the Portal to the Vixen Planet.