Puke Me A River

Parody of the Justin Timberlake song Cry Me A River

You love my breasts
So firm and perfect
You love my long, long legs
Bet you don't know how I keep my perfect figure, no
I just bet that you don't
So I took a chance and made dinner plans with you
But I betcha did't know that they would come crashing
down, no
Such a waste of your time and money
Oh yeah
Such a waste indeed

PRECHORUS

You don't have to say
You know what I did
I already know
I found out from the waiter
Now on me you won't spend any more cash
Cos of how I go about
Keeping this perfectly flat ass
It's over between me and you
And don't it make you mad about it
Finding out that
All this time
You've been dating a binge eater like me

CHROUS

You said you wanted
A flawless woman
A hourglass babe
To look so good on your arm
So I gave her to you
Throwing up when you left me all alone
Now you tell me you hate me
When you hear me
Gagging on the telephone
Boy I refuse, you must have me confused with some other
girl
Cos I swear
What I did to myself was all for you
All for you tonight
When I....
Puke me a river
With a finger down my throat for you
To give to you
Your dream come true
I will
Puke me a river
Until I'm a perfect size zero
Just like you wanted
Puking me a river tonight

I know that your friends say I'm sick
That I really, really need to seek professional help for
my problems
But it was't like this was't what you wanted and you know
it
Don't act like you don't know it
All of these pretty girls on the covers of magazines
Messing up my head
Losing my confidence when we're bed
Don't wanna let you see me naked
So the lights I always turn out
Just before
Just before we get down to it
Treating my body lousy
But it's all worth it I know
If you'll just love me
Forever more

REPEAT PRECHROUS

REPEAT CHROUS

(gagging sounds)
Oh, oh
I have't lost enough pounds yet
So I guess I'll keep on
(gagging sounds)
Oh, oh
Oh, please God
I just wanna be a size zero
Then maybe he'll love me
Forever more

REPEAT PRECHROUS

Gotta go on and just
Puke me a river
Puke me
Puke me
(gagging sounds)
Oh yeah I gotta
Just gotta
Puke me a river

2007 Ramona Thompson