Pussy-Licker: Oral Sex

PUSSY-LICKER: EVERYONE'S DOING ORAL SEX
/ FOR PEOPLE OF UNCERTAIN MORALS

by

TRISTAN TROTSKY

'I believe my mental condition is extremely illegal...' (anon)

In 'Cosmopolitan' questionnaires
in Hotels, Motels and Ikea chairs,
in Citroens, Renaults and Mobile Homes
in Good-Sex-Guides in 'Woman's Own'
everyone's doing oral sex...

with lovers or partners, planned or unplanned
in intense affairs or one-night stands,
some even do it like shaking hands,
for when it gets down to lubricating glands
simply everyone's doing oral sex...

Olive does Popeye, and they feel fine,
Batman and Robin sixty-nine,
in Boardrooms and Encounter Groups while doing a line,
I'll suck yours if you'll suck mine,
just everyone's doing oral sex...

I watch those girls on video
the one's who never tell you no,
freeze-frame on their sweet expressions
as they fabricate oral affection,
they're always doing oral sex...

girls who love aerobic fellatio,
lips deformed into precise 'o',
in one-two-three, breathe four-five-six
with blow-bang deep-throat dominatrix
seems like just everyone's enjoying oral sex

others close their eyes and go through the motions,
grimace in immaculate distaste and feigned devotion
use teeth, slight contact and delicate revulsion,
which doesn't really alter the situation
that even they're doing oral sex

I tell them oral sex fights tooth decay,
lick pussy now without delay,
if you're straight or if you're gay,
suck cock no matter what the kill-joys say
EVERYONE SHOULD be doing oral sex...