R is for the really really revolting person we have tricked them all into believing that she is
A is for the amazing dumbness these people have displayed
M is for the masterpiece of genius our bizzare creation has become
O is for the outragous behavior she has allowed us to flaunt in the faces of the public's dismay
N is for the naked raw emotion we have squeezed out of them in our quest for the ulimate research
A is for the asounding lengths we have secretly gone to keep this freaky story alive and kickin'
T is for the trouble and internet flame wars we just love to have her stir up
H is for the heated arguements and rumors that have arisen to follow our superstar creation
O is for the orgasms of pleasure that she has been able to give to many
M is for the money and fame we will soon have by the bucketloads
P is for the perfection of the perfect plan never before attempted until now
S is for the stunned looks that will alight their faces once the real truth is revealed
O is for the oh so gleeful way we will be laughing all the way to the bank
N is for the new reality show they're about to find out they've been the secret stars of all along....
2008 Ramona Thompson
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