Randy the large Schonged Reindeer.

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen.

Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.

But do you recall...

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The most infamous reindeer of all.

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Randy the large shlonged reindeer.

Had a very large shlong.

And if you ever saw it.

You would even say its long.

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All of the other reindeer

Used to laugh and call him names.

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( Like Ron Jeremy!)

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They never let poor Randy.

Play in any sexy games!

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( Like spin the bottle!)

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Then one frozen Christmas eve

Santa came to say.

Randy with your giant shlong

Watch Mrs. Clause I won't be long.

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Then all the reindeer loved him

And Santa was pissed as could be.

Randy the large shlonged Reindeer

She's now ruined for me!