Rapping Kid Ramses

Strutting in as if walking on water
Spawner of Pharisees dividing the seas
Making several passes parting cheering masses
Hailed in their idol worship
Awestruck wonder
With each trip around the ring
Failed attempts stealing not my thunder
For this true son of pharoaohs sees
What you're up to with your plagues
Disease and Pestilence
Upon your entrance
Super flies and frogs leaping
Banished poet laureate
May savage a brother
While keeping him from his rightful throne
Begone with you who I now disown
Stay and I will own you
One, two, three
So let it be written
So let it be done to thee
To me, you're just another slave
One only I have the power to free
Within the hour I will have you cower
At my feet like the dog that you are
Groveling, groaning in defeat
Take your Creeping Death
Hail burning like rain
Be assured that I will bring the pain
Save your applause and confetti
For this false son of Seti
His vanity all in vain
Sun never to set during my reign
I rule the Nile while you all live in denial
Despite drama destined to not end well
Foretold by priests
Witnessed an Evil Star they did
Selling tabloid fodder about a Savior
Child that was hid
Here I am the only celebrity
Rapping Kid Ramses the .....

Where is your Deliverer now, see? Yeah, take that you dirty Hebrew rats!

..... Shut up, Dathan! How many times have I said never interrupt when I'm being interviewed?!?