Reader Satisfaction Survey

1.) What are your expectations of reading this piece?

A.) to be entertained by something even more sophisticated than "Seinfeld."
B.) to have your own work read by the author, allowing both of us to reap the social and economic advantages of appearing to be poets.
C.) to kill five minutes in the hope that you will receive an e-mail that is not an invitation to double the size of your member.
D.) to increase one's understanding of the world by processing verbal symbols created by another human being who has led you to believe he may have had experiences that are Darwinianly relevant to your own situation.
E.) some combination of the above