Real American Zero

Flaxen haired bimbo
Better shut her mouth
Talking about things she has no business talking about
Just a dumb blond
Oughta learn to keep her big trap shut
Learn before she puts her poison pen to paper
Read on and I'm sure that you will agree this witch ain't nothing but a waste of flesh
Ann Coulter, real American Zero

Heartless tramp
Ain't she got nothing better to do then to step on innocent people and their feelings
Making them feel even worse then before
Did't lose anybody
Never felt their kind of pain before
So who is this no talent hack to judge?
Only one that she can be called and that is...
Ann Coulter, real American Zero

Makes me madder and madder
Hotter and hotter under the collar
Watching on my tv as the lies and cruel words spill forth like false promises from a
president's lips
Sure knows how to dish it out
But I wonder if the heat were on her
Coming at her like a bulldozer into her living room
Could she take it?
Ann Coulter, real American Zero I don't think that you could

Hell on heels
Satan's favorite angel is what she must be
Selling her soul for 15 minutes of fame
Pray that my little girl don't grow up to be anything like her
No kinda role model
Every single copy of her books should be burned
The public nevermore to be cursed by the rantings of a crazy lady needing just one
thing
She is Ann Coulter, real American Zero

By RAMONA THOMPSON

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