- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Response to "The Butter Battle"
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"Stop," I cried out, "Grandpa hold it right there.
Can't you see what you're doing? Do you even care?
If we Yooks bomb the Zooks and blast them away,
they'll bomb us right back and we'll both have to pay.
So let's settle this now and we can call it a tie
and both sides can leave with their heads held high.
Because butter side up or butter side down,
it's exactly the same when you turn it around.
So let us continue the ways of us Yooks,
but also allow the Zooks to be Zooks."
- COMMENTS
Levitating_Bedover 14 years agoSo much fun to read something like this here. I'm sure the good Dr. is smiling somewhere (and if he can't, I'm doing it for him.)
