Reunion: #33 Mike Cudahay

Reunion: #33 Mike Cudahay

Mike is still working with the border patrol in Texas
We see him every year or two at the Mexass
It’s the only Mexican restaurant in town
Where taco and beer are happily downed
Mike married Conchita, from a town across the border
She ain’t legal, but they still got a daughter
The wife can’t fly in with him like they used to do
Having no papers can get you in a stew

Mike’s a 20 year Veteran, retired US Marines,
The toughest guy you ever seen
Took a Coyote’s machete slash a few years back,
Severed his arm at the elbow, in just one whack
He’s still working, refused to retire
Fought back when he was to be fired
The border patrol said he was disabled
He couldn’t work the field, had to be tabled
Mike won the case, so he’s still out there
Protecting us all from terrorists where
Who might be wading across the Rio Grande
He’s got his pistol and he’s pretty handy

Mike’s mom died a few months back
A week before the reunion tack
She was 88 and pretty as could be
A face without wrinkles, looked 43
Mike stayed on to dine and dance with us
At the reunion party gush
He’s become a right wing politico
But he’s has every right to go
Thinks the country is in bad hands
We didn't ague for what he stands

We let him talk till Ester Slocum asked him to dance
They were cool the way they did prance
around the dance floor together
He said he preferred the dry hot weather
After awhile they disappeared
We figured they were sitting outside drinking beers
My sister Alice was surprised
in the lady’s bathroom she heard the voice of some guy
“Wow, wow, go slower now—“
“Oh Babe I’m so horny now”
Then there was a gurgle and the door kicked open
and sitting there was Mike and Mrs. Slocum
Mike’s red cock was still erect
“Alice, close the door by heck”
He shouted but it was too late
There was no hiding his grand state
A trail of white cum was running down Ester’s chin
Alice was surprised again
“Don’t you dare tell a soul,” said Ester
“If my hubby finds out he’ll kick my keister”
“I ain’t sucked his cock in 20 years,
If he learned this I’d have ta’ live in fear”
“No worries,” said Alice, “but just to be safe”
“Here’s a paper towel to wipe off your face”

So the reunion served a purpose after all
Mike shot his load off with Ester in the lady’s stall
I gave him a lift the very next day
Out to the airport JFK
He seemed so calm, he’d gotten off the stump
Didn’t even mention his new idol, Donald Trump