Reunions:#12 Dr. Yule Gitlayed

Reunions:#12 Dr. Yule Gitlayed

A great surprise was his success
His dad a dentist who did not impress
Larry dropped his first name, no fool
Went by his Mom's maiden name "Yule"
A chubby goofy guy who seemed dull
Some how got his shit all together culled
Ended up an MD somehow
Specialized in Plastic Wow
Known world wide in this new version
Dr. Yule Gitlayed, a noted plastic surgeon
Women in Beverly Hills go to him to get primed
For their 4th marriage in time
Men who think they are ugly every day
Struggle to find sex partners they can lay
Yule charges gals $35,000 for a full body and face tuck
He includes a vaginal refresh for a flashy fuck
Men pay the same, get face and body work rated
Even have their cocks defoliated
After that their pricks rejoice to every sensation
In the middle of a pussy investigation
If the guys are gay or want it today
He enlarges their cocks in a special way
He councils the women saying, "Honey,
Someone will marry you if you have money"
The men are told, "If you want more
Find a nice whore"
Advice my Granddad offered for free
When he was teaching me
Of course tragedy doesn't always hide
Like the dame who looked in the mirror and committed suicide
Said she saw the Devil in the reflect tile
Ran to the roof and became a projectile
They said it was a delusion due to anesthesia
Yule said, "I just wanted to please ya"
People just can't age with grace
Everyone wants a young pretty face
Yule gets rich and fatter
I suspect something is the matter
Men and women were meant to age
Why do wrinkles cause such rage?
Sloppy dicks and slack vaginas
Droopy tits and fat behind yas
I threw my mirrors away
Otherwise I'd be calling Yule today