Reunions: #13 Barry Racine

Barry Racine, I did him mean
His girlfriend always made me cream
He cornered me in the gym lockers
To punish me for admiring her knockers
She was a champion tennis player
I would have killed to have laid her
But Barry’s plan went sadly wrong
I smashed his nose and kicked his dong
He thought he was tough
But I was tougher
He grabbed me tight in a headlock
I was wearing only an athletic jock
As if a Greek Olympic hero
Shoeless as a drunken Nero
To break his hold and defy
I almost poked out his left eye
He held on tight as I’d twist
To pound his balls with my fist
He released me, and fell crying “I submit”
When I finished him off with a roundhouse kick
He was out of school for two weeks
When he returned he looked bleak
His girlfriend Janice gave me the evil eye
I hoped she’d cool bye and bye
She was mad, too late to try for a kiss
She said she was finished talking of this
She blamed me for Barry’s misery
Didn’t the victim deserve her sympathy?
Many women, engaged or married
Will suck your cock and never tarry
But if you interfere in their personal lives
All of a sudden they become wives
A day before your cum ran down their cheek
A day later they refuse to speak
After all is said and done
I was really glad with the outcome
Barry outweighed me some 30 pounds
A few inches taller in rebound
When he started in to cry
I smiled, I whipped that guy
Maybe I’ll get to have sex with Janice
She was the hottest teenage planet
But seeing her frown
Was a turn me down
I could only jerk in private time
Quarts of cum so sublime
Maybe if I’d let Barry whip my ass
I could have got to her tits fast
But you can’t alter the past
Such is life
I would have had her for my wife
She married Barry but that didn’t last
The day after the divorce Barry bragged
he’d fucked her in the ass
She divorced him and married some rich Doc
Lives in Florida, had two kids from the new cock
One teen died of a drug overdose
They say Janice was quite morose
She danced with me at the 2003 reunion
I asked her if she was up to spoon’en
She was still a beauty queen
Then I thought I'd have my dream
She said let’s leave the floor
She walked me out the door
She smiled and grabbed me by the balls
Squeezed so strong I had to fall
“That’s payback for beating Barry”
Gezze that tennis grip was scary
She liked to turn me into a eunuch
My balls turned red and blue-nic
“I’m sorry,” I whispered in high pitch
She left me outside in a muddy ditch
"All I wanted was to love ya complete
From your cupid lips to your perfect feet"
I still dream of Janice the Home Coming Queen
Even fucked her once in a dream
I wrote her a letter of apology redux
The letter came back marked “refused”
I must admit she had a great ass, pretty face and tits that last
As pretty at fifty as she was at sixteen
She never knew I’d bought her an engagement ring
Not all we hope for comes to pass
If Doc dies maybe I’ll get my dick in at last