Reunions: #17 Larry Leeds

Reunions: #17 Larry Leeds

I liked Larry, short and hairy
In truth his mind was kinda' scary
He planned to be a lawyer/politician
But he lacked brains and tuition
Ended up in Officer's Training
Down in Oceanside where it was raining
Like General Custer he was promoted
Young and arrogant he bloated
Got so fat he could hardy run
Like McArthur carried a silver gun
Took credit for a victory
Driving the Viet Cong into the sea
Actually it was his Lieutenant
Who won the day and then repented
When a bullet pierced his brain
The Army needs heroes in every game
Larry Leeds, promoted to General, On Star
Got a driver and a Jeep Car
Years later he managed to win an Iraqi battle
Reportedly lost 79 men and a farmer's cattle.
But they were actually goats
"Tried to stop Al Queda," he'd boast
At least he tried
Blown up in so many pieces he died
We buried his dick and shin bone in a little box and cried
With a sincere letter of regret
From one of the Bush's, I'll bet
Larry's wife was such a Nam fox
After the burial we went out to have some lox
And ended in Larry's bed, all nude
Out of respect for the dearly departed we screwed
I don't regret I gave her comfort there
In times of stress a widow fair
Needs a warm dick deep inside
I confess I provided, I won't lie
She had a pussy that grabbed your cock
When you thrust deep it kinda' locked
And held you in its warm embrace
A nice surprise in any case
Guess Larry knew how to pick'em
She was also an expert at cock lick'en
Vietnamese bar girls are favored by the top brass
She even lets me fuck her tight ass
We drive out to Vegas, she likes to gamble
I give her a thou, she gets to sample
Sometimes she wins, sometimes she'll lose
Back in the room she lets me choose
Ass, cunt or mouth, what ever I need
Thanks to Larry, I'm up to speed
Getting all the sex I need
While Larry must miss the reunion trick
His ghost wanders Nam looking for his lost prick
Rest easy, Larry, Your wife's pussy is not missing
She says I remind her of you when I'm kissing
Her sweet jasmine slit that I tongue wide
Just before I cum inside
What greater service can you do for a friend?
Then to fuck his widow end to end!