Rich in fucks

I think you'll be surprised to find I'm actually mundane
when not off chasing dragonflies I really am quite sane

I like a slow and simple life, beer sipped by the fire
A routine Sunday will suffice (and nights filled with desire)

You can mow the weedy lawn and put all the kids to bed
I'll cook and clean and pack your lunch (and give you lots of head)

Watch a TV show and cuddle or game while I read books
we will be the cutest couple (and richest in great fucks)