Richard, funny :)

Dedicated to Craig Hatton.

Now Richard was a little man,
Quite plump and short and round.
His eyes where blue his head was bald,
Not one hair to be found.

He slept all day and worked at night,
He drove a taxi car,
He drove them to clubs and pubs,
And picked up from the bar.

One night at ten his car broke down,
He could not get it fixed.
He thought if he could get his tools,
That he could fix it quick.

He left his car parked at the curb,
And walked down 1st and 3rd.
He walked down through an alleyway,
And guess what Richard heard?

“Ello mi lov, where you off to”
A husky voice had said,
“I gotta lotta wares to sell”
“You fancy getting head?”

He turned around and there she was.
All covered in tattoos,
And standing next to her a pimp,
With fags and drugs and booze.

He took a look and he could see,
Two men, five girls, at least.
One of the men was a crack head,
The other was a beast.

He guessed the first was buying drugs,
And the other one would sell,
The first looked like a pale old twig,
He really wasn’t well.

Two of the girls where wearing skirts,
He couldn’t see much more,
He figured by their lack of clothes
That they must all be whores.
The pimp then took a step and said,
“Wha chou doin round ere?”
“Ya gonna buy a slag or what?”
“Some drugs, or cunt or beer?”

“Or are ya ere to pick a fight”
“Ay Bruiser!!!” the pimp cried.
“This guy ere wants ya punchin arm.”
“Fink you can make him cry?”

“Oh no! please don’t” our Richard cried.
“My name is Richard Star.”
“I’m only runny quickly home,”
“So’s I can fix my car!”

“Oh ‘ome” Said pimp,“Ya liv that far?”
“Is ‘ome sumwhere real nice?”
“You gonna fix ya lil car”
“And get back to ya’s wife.”

“I live alone” our Richard said,
Not thinking to stay quiet.
And all at once the girls they laughed,
They found it such a riot.

“Well then” they said “you must be tired”
“Let us relieve your stress”
“We’ll give ya such a bumpy ride”
“You won’t even undress”

One of them walked over to him,
And pushed him against a wall,
The other pulled is trousers down,
And showed his cock and balls.

“You’ll av to pay for that” said pimp,
As bruiser punched his tummy.
“But don’t ya worry little Dick”
“I don’t just want ya money.”

“You see Dick, I can call ya that?”
The pimp grinned and inquired,
“Yeah sure” Said Richard trembling,
“The name Richard got quite tired”

“I want ya to do one for me”
“An ‘errand’ lets just say”
“You’ll get my girls all night tonight”
“And that’s how you can pay.

Richard was going to protest,
He found he couldn’t speak,
Two girls where sucking on his cock,
His knee’s where going weak.

It really had be such a while,
Since Richard last got laid,
He thought one errand, that’s not bad,
If he didn’t have to pay.

“O ooo o k” Stuttered Dick,“I’ll do it fine”
“Oh goodie, that’s our lad”
“I’ll see my girls they do their best”
“I know you need it bad”

He took three home into his bed,
One blond, one dark one red,
They started of quite gently,
With strokes and licks and head.

One went into his front room,
The other to the shower,
The other to his bedroom,
And said he had three hours.

The first he bent over the chair,
And took her up the arse,
He didn’t slow down for a second,
He fucked her hard and fast.

He pounded out her virgin hole,
Until he made her scream.
She pulled him out and sucked him off,
And them she made him cream.

“goodnight” she said “I gotta go”
“but you still have two hours”
“and two more of my girlies”
“and all you can deflower.”

He opened up the front door,
And he let the first bitch go,
Just knowing he could have another,
Made him hard and so…

He walked into the bathroom,
To clean off from the first,
And find another pussy hole
To quench his fetish thirst.

See Richard had a dream he was
About to see take shape.
He wanted once to take a girl,
By force and pain and rape.

He shut the door all quiet and slow,
So hear him she could not,
He reached in and turned the water up,
So it was scalding hot,

She screamed loud as the water burned,
He dragged her by the hair,
Out of the bath all soaking wet,
And pulled her down the stairs.

She hit her head at least three times,
He tied her to the floor,
Her feet where tethered to the table,
her hands onto the door.

She screamed “please don’t, I’m just 18”
“I’m new to this whole game”
“I only do it for the money,”
“A whore’s not quite the same”.

“I don’t care bitch” Richard screamed,
as he rammed into her throat.
He made her gag and heave and cry,
And she made his cock bloat.

Before she got to make him cum,
He pulled out from her gob,
“good girl” he said placing a gag,
“I have another job.”

Now she was tied, and gagged and bruised,
And all together stunned,
He took his 7” hard cock,
And shoved it in her cunt.

He slammed his balls against her clit,
Her hips began to spasm,
With every thrust that made her cry,
She started to orgasm.

“FUCK ME!” he roared, “your cunt is tight”
it pulled around his dick,
he couldn’t hold on any more,
he held her hips and quick,

He shot his load into her cunt,
White streams of thick, wet cum.
“Your lucky I cant go again”
“or it was going up your bum.”

She looked at him with pleading eyes,
Just hoping it was done,
But you could see by his red face,
That he was having fun.

He called upstairs to girl number three.
“Get down here for me whore.”
“I wanna see you fuck this girl”
“so I’ll get up once more.”

He pushed her face into her crotch,
“drink up girl” our Dick said.
“I want you two to get me hard,
So we can get to bed.”

He watched them suck and lick and play,
He went into the draw,
He pulled out one of his vibrators,
“Here girls this is yours”

Girl three strapped it to her cunt,
And fucked her hard and slow,
As soon as Richard got it up,
He let the second go.

As she ran from his house all scared,
He took the last upstairs,
“Come on then as you said earlier”
“Let me see your wares.”

She got undressed and let him see,
Her plump pink breasts and crack.
She had tattoos all up her arms,
And on her lower back.

“Shit me!” he said, just looking at her
almost made him blow,
she saw the lust swell in his eyes,
and said to him “you know…”

“you lay there lov, you must be tired”
“let me do the work”
she thrust herself onto his rock,
his hips began to jerk.

He pulled her hair back, held her hips,
And pumped her really fast,
He though “my lord, you think this time”
“at least I could make it last.”

But as his cock, with a mind of its own,
Found its natural pace,
He felt it swell, and pushed her round,
And came on all her face.

She licked it off, and smiled at him,
“Hey babes I gotta go”,
“boss man wants me back home at 12”
“you know how this gig goes.

He put on jeans, and cleaned her up,
And led her to the door,
And as he opened it all up
Guess what Richard saw.

“S’all right” said pimp, “I wont be long”
“just gotta get my stuff”
“sum cameras planted in ya ‘ouse”
“to watch ya eatin muff”

“ya see dear Dick, that was our deal”
“the ‘errand’ I set up”
“we set up cameras in ya ‘ouse”
“to watch ya cock get fucked”

“Oh God” said Richard “what have I done”
“It’s done now Dick haha”
Pimp left the house said “you can buy it”
“under the name of DICK STAR”

THE END.

Lol I hope you liked it. Do not post on facebook lol it took me ages, makes me giggle tho. XDXD