- Erotic Poetry
- Roses are red
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Click hereRoses are red
Lemons are sour
open ur legs
and give me an hour
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get the pleasure
girls get the pain
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby with no name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This would have never happened if the rubber hadn't tore!
Sex is like math
Subtract the clothes
add the bed
Divide the legs
and pray to god u dont multiply
roses are red
grass is green
open ur legs
and i'll fill u with cream
Hickory dickory dock
this bitch was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
i dumped my goo
and dumped her to the end of the block
Sex is good
sex is fine
Doggy style & 69
Just for fun
or gettin paid
everyone likes gettin laid
Sex is evil
sex is sin
sins are forgiven
so stick it in!!!
roses are red
violets are fine
u be da 6
and i'll be the 9
~*~JENNIFER~*~
- COMMENTS
LeBrozover 17 years agoHardly original ~ this is nothing but a collection of little dirty ditties floating all over the web.
The term plagiarism comes to mind.
Unbridled_Passionover 17 years agoHickory dickory dock
this bitch was sucking my cock
the clock struck two
i dumped my goo
and dumped her to the end of the block
wasn't this written by Andrew Dice Clay?
