Rudolph the Reindeer

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
has a giant pair of balls.
And if you asked him why,
he'd say, "It's them that makes me fly."

All the other reindeer hate him,
an some have even declared,
they're gonna put out a contract
on Rudolph, have him killed by a
polar bear.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,
has a very shiny nose.
And if you asked him why,
he'd say, "It's working on
six hundred volts."

Within Rudolph is an electric eel,
and I am sure that you can see,
why he is able to fly
an why he went down in hystory!
RMG Nov 18 2013