Sally Finds Jesus in the Desert

Under the exit ramp Sally Does Deep Throat
shouts to Snake Eyes, "You better get up!
It's time to visit Susie Your Wild Oat!"

The broken beer bottles, but when she's sober,
look like the minis they'd pour in her cup
when Sally was dancing at Full Disclosure.

"Ya better get goin' there, Sugar Doll,
or the bitch won't let little Susie sup
with her daddy down at Vincent de Paul."

When Sally later hunted at the Nugget
she saw a one arm bandit hold up
a bleach blonde granny who looked like a puppet

doing the hokey pokey while jingling
two nickels left in her plastic cup.

So Sally gave Granny all of her bling bling
and after a swig of something like scotch
she hitched to Mojave where the coyote
dung stinks less than a delegate's crotch.