Santa Claus

"Santa Claus"

Twas Christmas night.
The moon shown bright.
The snow fresh as it tickled my nose .
Flakes fell in crystal decorations .

Home was quite as I entered to bed.
Child I was not.
Then to my surprise a noise I heard.

Santa Claus was here.
I half naked snuck to the doorway to see him .
His shoulders were huge and muscular as I gazed.
A slim waist with strong legs I spied.

I laughed till I cried and he heard as he turned .
"Oh Santa" I cried , "What have you brought dear man".
Turning he dropped his pants and said "Have you been naughty or nice"?
My eyes pooped open at what did I see!

"I've been nice and also naughty " I said with glee.
With staff in hand he waved it to and fro.
As he sat down he beckoned .
What he had in his hand was a thrill to me.

"Come sit on my lap so we may see".
Bouncing with glees I ran to sit .
And Santa Claus Bonked me!
 He Hee !

What a jolly good man was he.
Merry Christmas to one and all.
And don't you wish you were me.