Santa Santa, ring my door bell,
Bring me a babe who's horny as Hell.
Make her juicy, tender and kind,
Use my hand now, but am told I'll go blind.
I wann lick her from head to toe,
And watch her make my weenie grow,
We'll thrust and we'll pant, and sweat out our pores,
We'll hump in each room, and even out doors.
Make her a nymph who can't get enough,
I may lose sleep, but I love her fluff.
I don't give a damn if she burps and farts,
As long as she ravishes my manly parts.
So Dear Dear Santa, Sweet Mr Claus,
Send a sweet lady to devour my balls.
You're such a good Santa, and what a good buddy,
One last request...Can she be a tad slutty?