School Cafeteria and World Peace

Raucous is this grade school cafeteria:
Marvin displays rare talent by blowing snot bubbles
that pop and imbue his green beans with a rich sheen,
and then poor little Maribel shouts, "Euuewwww,"
prompting Gifted Gilbert to loft spit balls with deadly accuracy
at poor little Maribel,
who stands up and slugs Gifted Gilbert on his over exuded belly,
causing him to vomit
in Sweet Scarlet's home cooked tomato and basil Lasagna,
which she politely slides to Skinny Bernie,
figuring he could benefit from the extra calories.

"Oh, my," I exclaim to no one in particular
as bright lamps of knowledge fire overhead,
"if we harnessed childhood mischief,
it would solve our energy crisis,
reducing reliance on foreign oil,
which would mean no more interference
in the politics of Islamic countries,
causing a decline in terrorist acts
and increasing global stock markets,
thus, saving Mankind from our tendancy toward self destruction...

maybe."