Scratch -N - Sniff

SCRATCH-N-SNIFF

a new product
was on the shelf
at the local gimmick store-
the sign said
in calligraphy,
two very unique
freshners side by side for free-
follow instructions
very carefully,
and this young gent
with plenty of curiosity
went for it.
it instructed
to scratch in two places-
did that-
and said,
*what the fuck*
very softly.
prior,
it directed after smelling
peel the back side-
did that-
it showed two pics-
one was ass,
the other pussy.
MOTTO-
*it doesn't pay to be naive*