Sex and War are both the same

The next time you are about to have sex or declare war on another country please consider the following facts as warnings and guidelines for both.

1)They start in one of two ways. Its either based on a long standing history so no one is surprised that it happened or its really sudden, no one sees it coming, and the person it happens too is in shock.

2)If you do something violent while you’re together people will quietly talk behind your back but very few are willing to do anything about it..

3) Both are either done by surprise or through a formal declaration/statement.

4) When in the middle of dating/war, lots of people are interested in joining in. Once you stop, no one will even look at you.

5) Both involve songs that are designed to boost moral.

6)both involve penetrating someone else’s personal space.

7)both require the expansion of large sums of energy and once done result in exhaustion.

8)both require you use protection to keep yourself safe.

9)Both can involve lots of yelling, screaming, and passionate remarks.

10) both are traditionally considered to be activities men prefer and women dislike.