Sex God Time Lord

Doctor Who all the Crumpet
you could have had,
would that have been
so bad.

Flying around in
a Tardis I'd become bored,
all those Companions
you could have scored.

That's not talking
Science Fiction on any of this,
Time and relative Dimension in Space
should have been Bliss.

You might
have been in the mood,
for Song with
The Ood.

Or had
an onboard Appliance,
that would have satisfied
The Silence.

A Sonic Screwdriver
at Hand,
a potential there for giving a Girl
more than she could stand.

Amp up
those Watts,
think about reaching
all those G Spots.

The Daleks always
appear so zealous,
neglecting them too long
you made them jealous.

You could have had it all
with fruitful reward,
weird looking Guy in a flying Box
is a Sex God Time Lord.