Sex Toy Limerick

There once was a sex toy audition
Each year new ideas tradition
More outrageous each year
Samples given to fear
Great riches always the ambition

Research begun by marketing
Preferred usage needs no shortening
Animal, mineral or veggie
Rabbit, glass or thickly edgy
Colors meant to be sparkling

For the men, different appliances
They needed help from the sciences
Something soft and liquidy
One example was squidly
Results came from the alliances

On the sales floor portioned off by curtains
Something special going on it was certain
Must be age 40 to enter
Away from the center
Curiosity driven by the brains in the gherkin

In one room round tables with guest porn stars
Pervy men and some women
Answered all questions
Posed for attentions
The after session recaps were in bars

The other room adorned with clean mattresses
The nudes showing off all the practices
The toys demonstrated
Not one toy was hated
Endorsements guaranteed on their asses

Lotions frequently added turned out messy
What the heck, when cumming, the same, more or lessy
After each use when done
All gone was the fun
Not even close to using a pussy

The ultimate in men's self abusing tools
Observed during use untended jewels
The FleshLight patent pending
Onto orgasms they went sending
Wash completely after use were the rules

The vender materials grew complex
For greater and greater effects
A solitary man
With his cock in his hand
Simplicity, he knew, best for sex