Sexy Seuss Rhyme

I like having sex with you:
I like it, David, yes I do.

And I would do it on a mountain;
And I would do it by a fountain.

I would do it on a rock,
And I would do it while we talk.

I would do it in the hills--
I would, yes, with thrills and chills.

I would do it on a log;
And I would do it in the fog.

I would do it in a bed;
I would do it dressed in red.

I would do it dipped in syrup,
I would in Spain and Europe.

I would do it, wrapped in fur;
I would do it, yes I'm sure.

I would do it in the park;
And I would do it in the dark.

I would do it in a storm;
I would do it safe and warm.

I would do it fast or slow--
I would do it, come or go.

I like having sex with you:
I like it, David, yes I do;

And if at all I have much luck,
I'll find a way for us to. . . be together.