She told me ...

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She told me ...
"You can't have your cake
and eat it too!

So I laid her down
and covered her in frosting
and savored her instead.

She told me ...
"Take me, anyway you want to!"
So I took her literally.

She told me ...
"Your my one and only!"
Her tattoo said somebody else.

She told me to ...
"Stick it where the sun don't shine!"
Need I say more?

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AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
Shaking my head

Smile on my lips, laughter in my eyes....OH, this was a good one!!

~Honey

LuciousBi-Writes4ULuciousBi-Writes4Uabout 19 years ago
Awwww Jeezzz

have we all been here or what!!perfectly captured!! great job!!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
loved this

lol, so delightful and made me smile, saucy one you! I liked this a lot Art.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
Witty words are fun

Fun from the first word to the last.You do these so well <grin>.

L~

AnonymousAnonymousabout 19 years ago
I would need a muzzle...

or else risk the repercussions of hoof in mouth disease! This was a devilishly fun piece that I really enjoyed, Art. LOL!!! I'm just thinking about those last lines again...<BIG grin>

Vixxx

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