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Click hereShe told me ...
"You can't have your cake
and eat it too!
So I laid her down
and covered her in frosting
and savored her instead.
She told me ...
"Take me, anyway you want to!"
So I took her literally.
She told me ...
"Your my one and only!"
Her tattoo said somebody else.
She told me to ...
"Stick it where the sun don't shine!"
Need I say more?
Smile on my lips, laughter in my eyes....OH, this was a good one!!
~Honey
have we all been here or what!!perfectly captured!! great job!!
lol, so delightful and made me smile, saucy one you! I liked this a lot Art.
Fun from the first word to the last.You do these so well <grin>.
L~
or else risk the repercussions of hoof in mouth disease! This was a devilishly fun piece that I really enjoyed, Art. LOL!!! I'm just thinking about those last lines again...<BIG grin>
Vixxx