She's Got Ankhs

Her Nile long smile
That of a crocodile
Is a cheeky grinning from ear to ear
Excitedly
Anxious
The winning understatement of the year

She's got ankhs!

A pair of golden amulets
Her very own
Dangling as if happy feet
Over the shallow river banks
Channeling her breastbone
All the while showing off
Her sexy copper tone figure
In fancy footwork on cuneiform bone
Dancing a butt naked jig
Whirling around the university dorm
Kicking up a sandstorm with her friends
They be crazy
Acting silly
Twerking their brass rear ends
Each bronzed ass
Derrieres in tandem with scarcely perking
Barely there boobies
All swirling willy nilly
And every bit iddy biddy
Are Nefretiti's twirling titties
Soon to be monumental
Plastered everywhere in Egyptian cities
Pharaoh liked it so much
He went and put a ring on it
For the record
So let it be writ,
On them
An engagement nipple ankh ring
One for each tit
Now free wheeling about
Amidst squealing and eager beaver shouting
To be put in charge of the bachelorette
Party like an Egyptian
Girls gone wild outing