- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Shooby Blues
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Shooby Blues
I gotta hand it to you
You done gave me the blues
There's not a lot I can do about that
But now look at you
What did you go and do
Hey baby, you done got fat
When I first met you
You were a dream come true
Boy, was I wrong about that
Because you treated me bad
Left me lonesome and sad
But baby, you done got fat
(Bridge)
I mean, damn, you got big
You're as fat as a pig
Now you can't go and blame me for that
You kept stuffing those fries
Now they've gone to your thighs
Hey baby, you done got fat
Well, your legs are still thin
Where your ankles begin
And the cheeks of your ass are still flat
But you know it's a sin
To have so many chins
Hey baby, you done got fat
It must get you down
You won't see Cougar Town
They won't let you in looking like that
My God, you walk slow
You've really let yourself go
Hey baby, you done got fat
