Shopping

 

 

 

	

	

	

			I may have sounded

			to my girlfriend

			like I had somethin'

			to explain



			No way,

			I just said:



	

	You were not around

	so I went

	to buy me a pair

	of shorts



	There was that woman, you know

	She was looking for a pair of tight shorts too

	She asked me to look closely how they fit her

	Her cheeks were rosy like yours

	I took her measurements for you



	Then we carefully

	chose a pair for me

	She said

	that you'll love to look at them

	from certain angles

	

	

			To this my girl replies:

	

	

	You were not around

	so I went

	to buy us a bed

	There was that fellow, you know

	He was bigger than you, you know

	We tried that bed and he said

	I love this springy bed



	An so will you

	I took his measurements for you.

	

	

			This were the last words

			that we have exchanged

			We keep shopping

			our separate ways

	

	

 

 

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