Non-Erotic PoetrySilver Stick in WaitingThis poem was first published in Apostrophe many years ago when Camilla Parker Bowles was still wed to Andrew Parker Bowles.
Silver Stick in Waiting to the Queen
By
Denise Noe
Camilla Parker Bowles's long-suffering husband
is a royal officer, rich and keen,
his story in every London tabloid canned,
The Silver Sick in Waiting to the Queen .
Mama must have given Charles a royal scolding
for bringing a scowl and frown to her mien;
for years now jug-eared Prince Charles has been cuckolding
The Silver Stick in Waiting to the Queen.
Most people know him as the husband of
Camilla Parker Bowles, oh, what a scene!
The legal partner of Charles's true love
Is Silver Stick in Waiting to the Queen.
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