- Erotic Poetry
- Single Bells
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Going to the bars
Striking out on her
All the alphas laugh
Causing quite a stir
Oh single bells, single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to think
Of the one who got away.
It's all about the looks
Just like online dating
Ugly in their books
Rejections, degrading!
Oh single bells, single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to think
Of the one who got away....ay!
Standing in the corner
At the Christmas bash
Rejected yet again
Then the alphas laugh
Oh single bells, single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to think
Of the one who got away.
The sexy bartender
Won't give you time of day
Sadly surrender
Back to your incel ca....ve!
Oh single bells, single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to think
Of the one who got away....ay!
They stagger through the snow
After Christmas bash drinking
To her place for a blow
All that we're missing
Oh single bells, single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to think
Of the one who got away.
The taxi cab awaits
A hook-up then ensues
The gin makes them so loose
While the incel masturbates.
Oh single bells, single bells
Single all the way
Oh what fun it is to think
Of the one who got away....ay!
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