If you had a choice of ten or six
you wouldn't choose the latter
not like my dumb friend Sue
who claims size doesn't matter.

I plead with her almost every day
to try some larger men
you don't know what a good fuck is
until you've had a ten.

She called it an old wives tale
said it wasn't true
I decided right then and there
to find a dick for Sue.

Isn't hard to get a man
until you mention size
best way to tell for sure
is look into their eyes.

"Pardon me sir but is your dick
a full nine inch or more"
his eyes will either brighten up
or lower to the floor.

When you see that sparkling glint
you know you've found your man
doesn't matter he married or not
they put it where they can.

Ask them if they want to fuck
alway dare to dare
believe me the words you'll hear
"tell me when and where."

So I set Sue up with this guy
told her he was cool
fortunately I found a man
who's looks would make her drool.

When I arrived at work next day
Sue had called in sick
had to giggle at the fact
her ailment was a prick.

Went by her place that night
to see how she was feeling
peeking thru the window pane
could clearly see her kneeling.

In her hands she held this dick
as hard as granite rock
I felt as stupid as my friend
for passing up this cock.

Oh well, my point was made
could see it in her eyes
now she knows the truth of things
it's all a matter of size.

author, little miss blair
© copyright 2001

foot note:
For all you little dicks out there
who want to give me a zing
have your fun, vote me a one
I still won't feel a thing.

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