Slime-A Miley Cryus Rewrite

Rewrite of Miley Cyrus' song, The Climb

I'm so sick of hearing about it
That wet dream you've been dreamin'
Yeah boy, I bet there's a voice in your head sayin' you're gonna hit it
But I know and I can tell ya
My voice is stronger
Singing
You ain't never gonna get it
So don't even try
"Cause

Every kiss you're blowin'
Every time you reach out and try to feel up my boob
Makes me feel
All you care about is takin' this relationship in the wrong direction
My respect for you is shakin'
'Cause you just keep right on tryin'
Slippin' those hands up under to touch my thigh

It seems I'm always gonna have to put up another mountain
I'm always gonna have to back them off from trying to touch my boob
Always gonna be a shocking battle
Right now I've got something these men would all love to make me lose
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna race with them that far or fast
Just to get there
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna wander on over to that lustful dark side
Not for any of these dirty old men
Every single one of them
Nothing but slime

The temptations I'm facing
The choices they keep pushin' me to be makin'
Sometimes might bring me so low down but
No gentlemen, this girl won't be breaking
I know these are not the words you wanna be hearin'
Burnin' your egos and overloaded sex drives to toast, yeah
'Cause tonight I'm not gonna let your nasty hands go searchin'
Just gotta be strong
Just gotta keep pushin' away from all you wannabe Don Juans
'Cause

It seems I'm always gonna have to put up another mountain
I'm always gonna have to back them off from trying to touch my boob
Always gonna be a shocking battle
Right now I've got something these men would all love to make me lose
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna race with them that far or fast
Just to get there
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna wander on over to that lustful dark side
Not for any of these dirty old men
Every single one of them
Nothing but slime

Yeah-yeah

It seems I'm always gonna have to put up another mountain
I'm always gonna have to back them off from trying to touch my boob
Always gonna be a shocking battle
Right now I've got something these men would all love to make me lose
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna race with them that far or fast
Just to get there
No way
Ain't no way I'm gonna wander on over to that lustful dark side
Not for any of these dirty old men
Every single one of them
Nothing but slime

Yeah-yeah-yea

Get on moving
Stop those hands from tryin' to be roamin'
No way they're ever gonna tear down my faith
Oh baby
I know better than most of you

What they're all about
Each and every one of them
After just one thing
Each and every one of them
Nothing but slime
Trying to tear down my faith
Trying to tear down my rock solid beliefs
Ain't got a prayer
Whoa, O whoa

2009 Ramona Thompson