- Erotic Poetry
- So Hard
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Has it come to this?
Erotic Mad Libs
Fill me up with your
Fill in the blank
All too often
the flowers are too obvious
Their perfume too cloying
Singing songs of sunsets and slow sex on silk
The bite of lust has missing teeth
and the spank has lost its sting
The mistress has left
Bored of being boared
Trying to think outside the box
makes it so very, very hard
to come up with something
that hasn't been screamed again and again
- COMMENTS
KOLKOREover 17 years agoOk, I am working on fresh and original one liners for my wife, but IT'S HARD! Seriously, I loved your poem. The way you play with the language; turning cliché’s of erotic prowess at the beginnings of lines into ruins in a quick shift of a phrase.
Could not help thinking about one chanson by Georges Brassens in which the lover vows to never marry the love of his life - so that he could prevent their love from unavoidable destruction…
Seduceros2over 17 years agoSmooth and well paced, I like the way you've tinted erotic the very difficulty of writing erotic poetry.
