- Non-Erotic Poetry
- Solipsistic Tips For Men
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Click hereFind a job that pays well
Invest regularly
Buy exorbitant stuff
Look slim and good
Live in a small, practical and modern unit
Don't use mass transportation
Drive a sports car
Never commit
Be a chick magnet
Hang out with sexy corporate chicks
Fuck them silly
Change sex partners
As you change shirts
Don’t buy gifts for anyone
Do things for yourself only for yourself
Build a small and useful circle of acquaintance
Don’t call or invite anybody to anyplace
Master solitude time to time
Eat healthy food
Be fit all the time
Don't drink and smoke
Take a lot of rest
Take vacations
Don't read anything
Don't go art exhibitions
Watch soft porn, erotic romance
Tune in easy listening
Learn how to use fire arms
- COMMENTS
WickedEveover 15 years agoThese lines alone would make a good poem: <br>
Look slim and good <br>
Live in a small, practical and modern unit <br>
Don't use mass transportation <br>
Drive a sports car <br>
Never commit<br>
Be a chick magnet<br>
champagne1982over 15 years agoI'm not sure of the philosophy but I am certain that I liked how your list made me consider the application of your rules against men I know. Some of them would do well to add a little solipsism to their bar mix.
