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Click hereThat’s the wrong spoon to put in the sugar
When my sister came in you wouldn't hug her
Now you are getting crumbs on the floor
This is not what I wanted – go back to the store
SLAM – and put the damn seat down!
Why did you eat the hard boiled eggs
You’re getting pecker tracks on my legs
The coffee’s too strong
The alarm is set wrong
SLAM – will you put the damn seat down?
You played the wrong card
You left your tools in the yard
You smell like a skunk
This drawer’s full of your junk
SLAM –just put the damn seat down!
You’re driving too fast
These brakes just won’t last
You need to go and cut the grass
I saw you looking at her ass
SLAM – I’M GOING TO GLUE THIS DAMN SEAT DOWN!!!
So I took her to bed
And I gave her good head
And all through the night
Showed her what I do right
I loved her up,and loved her down
I spread her legs and went to town
then I stood her on her head
and loved her while her face turned red
I filled her north and then her south
and when she moaned I filled her mouth
When she finally said "no more"
I made her do it on the floor
She said now she remembered why
I would always be her guy
So I got back up on my feet
And peed right on toilet seat
AND I DIDN’T WIPE THE DAMN SEAT DOWN!
A wonderful portrait of the truth that all of us have our flaws and of loving someone despite their flaws and, all started with delightful humor.
Sex that overpowers the daily, not something I've experienced in my life...I have hope though. Not a nagger, myself. I figure if someone else doesn't do it, I do, whatever.