Sonnet:An Abnormally Large Clitoris

On Finding an Abnormally Large Clitoris
by John Boase
© 2002

I felt it with my hand then had to look!
It seemed a sort of cocklet I had found!
Not even Dr Alex Comfort's book
Prepared me for this wonderment profound.
No 'nub' or 'node' or 'tiny rosebud' this!!!
Spectacular, an amazon of clits!!!
Immense, humungous testament to bliss,
To cope with it would exercise my wits.
I started with time-honoured, sure techniques,
Tried new ones, too, encouraged by its size;
Amazing in my mouth throughout her peaks,
My cock new means of contact could devise.
My mind remained distracted as we talked,
I wondered if she felt it when she walked.