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Click hereOn Finding an Abnormally Large Clitoris
by John Boase
© 2002
I felt it with my hand then had to look!
It seemed a sort of cocklet I had found!
Not even Dr Alex Comfort's book
Prepared me for this wonderment profound.
No 'nub' or 'node' or 'tiny rosebud' this!!!
Spectacular, an amazon of clits!!!
Immense, humungous testament to bliss,
To cope with it would exercise my wits.
I started with time-honoured, sure techniques,
Tried new ones, too, encouraged by its size;
Amazing in my mouth throughout her peaks,
My cock new means of contact could devise.
My mind remained distracted as we talked,
I wondered if she felt it when she walked.
my my my..
Erotic? No, but it's definitely got my attention, especially on the beach, in a thong. That fat, bulbous clitty pressed on the material, and all the while, the petals of her labia slipping out around the edges
mmm
but dare I suggest it's not erotic? (I fear I shall be pelted with veggies from the same crowd of "defining poetry" debate here :))
A very funny sonnet ending in an interesting question! :D
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