Sonnet: The Art of Panty Sniffing

The Art of Panty Sniffing
by John Boase
© 1999

At panty sniffing one should be expert,
It's far more challenging that first appears;
Untutored panty fets I should alert
To techniques I've perfected down the years.
Pay close attention to the gusset bit,
The part that snugs against her you-know-what;
This piece a special pleasure will transmit,
Her concentrated scent that will besot.
Stretch this part out as far as it will go,
And press the fabric firmly to your nose;
Breathe deeply, rapidly, the air will flow,
Her scent the cloth will lavishly disclose.
It's normal instinct, not at all perverse,
To sniff the centre of the universe.