Subway Conversation #19

(CONVERSATIONS OVERHEARD
ON NEW YORK SUBWAYS)

All this stuff about Weinstein is disgusting.
Yeah, groping and raping…
And Merv Franklin?
You mean Al Franken.
Yeah, dat guy, grabbing that bitch’s boobs.
If that was my girl I’d flattened him.
A real wise ass.
And dat serious guy, Carley Ross
You mean Charley Rose.
Yeah.
Did ya see him on TV after they fired him?
Big smile from ear to ear. Looked like the Joker from Batman.
And that rat nosed guy, what’s his name?
Lourer, Matt Louder?
Yeah him, you know he had a devise under his desk
That allowed him to lock his office door.
For what?
I guess if he wanted to lock the gal in his room it was easy.
You mean so he could watch her and jerk off?
I don’t know, maybe to rape her.
Oh, yeah.
Where is this gonna end?
Men will be afraid to hire a woman?
Yeah, then they will have to concentrated on harassing men.
You’d like that, wouldn’t ya, ya puff.
Yeah.
Just talking about it gets me hot. When we get home
you better fuck me hard for a real long time.
I’ll try.
Love ya bub.
Just don’t make believe I’m “rat nose” when I’m fuck’en ya.
No chance a dat.