- Erotic Poetry
- Subway Conversation #23
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(CONVERSATIONS OVERHEARD
ON NEW YORK SUBWAYS)
So who ya fucking these days
Mostly straight girls
What ever happened to that tranny
you were so in love with?
Well, she moved away for work.
Trickle down economics?
Yeah, something like that
And?
And I’m going to see her next week
She’ll be back in town.
What does that mean?
It means I gotta get that old nine inch dildo
outa the draw and wash it up
Why’s that?
Cause she said she wants to fuck me.
She’s big?
Yeah enormous, like a baseball bat
Oh you’re exaggerating
No, seriously, I can fit both hands
on that cock like it’s a Louisville slugger
And this dildo, it’s the same size?
Almost, but I gotta practice with it
cause I don’t do that stuff no more
I gotta get it up in me
for a few hours before I even see her
Otherwise she’d never fit
Is it worth it?
Yeah, it’s like no other feeling in the world,
yeah it’s definitely worth it
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