Sucking In The Mens Room

A dark parody of the classic Motley Crue song Smoking In The Boys Room

Inspired by some recent news headlines

(Talking)

Did you ever seem to have one of those days
When everyone seemed to be on your case
From the media to the American people you represent
Well, it's happening to me right now
And I just can't seem to find a way out of it

Sittin' in my office thinkin' politics and straight sex with my lady are a drag
Listening to the congress rap just ain't my bag
When it's time to clock out you know it's my cue
Gonna meet some hot gentlemen callers in stall number 2

Suckin' in the mens room
Suckin' in the mens room
Congress don't you fill me up with your double standard rules
Everybody knows that you're all suckin' too
All the time
In the other stall beside me tonight

Checkin' out the cute young interns
Standing in the halls
Makin' sure their ages are legal so that my conscience can be clear
Lookin' in the stalls-yeah there's a lot of kinky action going on in here
My buddies Jax, Mike, and Tom
To get caught would surely be the death of all our careers

Suckin' in the mens room
Suckin' in the mens room
Congress don't you fill me up with your double standard rules
Everybody knows that you're all suckin' too
All the time
In the other stall beside me tonight

Too much damn paperwork in front of me
Behind my desk, and I'm gettin' bored
Secretary was lookin' for me all around
Two hours later you know where I was found

Suckin' in the mens room
Suckin' in the mens room
Congress don't you fill me up with your double standard rules
Everybody knows that you're all suckin' too
All the time
In the other stall beside me tonight

Suckin' in the mens room
Suckin' in the mens room
Suckin' in the mens room
Suckin' in the mens room
Congress don't you fill me up with your double standard rules
Everybody knows that you're all suckin' too
All the time
In the other stall beside me tonight

One more time

Come on lover you know it ain't no crime

Suckin' in the mens room
Suckin' in the mens room
Congress I ain't foolin' around with your double standard rules
Everybody knows that you're all suckin' too
All the time
In the other stall beside me tonight

2007 Ramona Thompson