Super-Duper Party Pooper

--- to all the strutting peacocks everywhere ---

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound,
Twitch his pecs while grinning lecherously,
Picking up my bar tab might get him crowned,
But lately, his bod's been acting treacherously.

Up in the sky, he's a bird or a plane,
Through brick walls, he can save the day,
But a girl needs more to keep her sane
A bump or a grind in a well-timed way.

More powerful than a locomotive,
His allure first struck me deep.
He seemed to have only one motive --
Pounding me silly to an exhausted sleep.

His origins from the planet Krypton
Might contain the secrets I'm looking for.
His super interest suddenly gone.
I couldn't get a rise, no matter what he'd score.

Kal-el, son of Jor-el, has moved on.
To the horizons of Lana, Lois or another steed.
Still, some things could be improved on --
Faster than a speeding bullet, indeed.