Sweet Revenge

Charlie came into the bar a grin upon his face
He told us "You would not believe what happened at my place
For many months I've been quite sure that my wife was cheating
So I told her I would be home late because I had a meeting

Then I went home and saw her there lying on her back
And the man next door was with her his tongue inside her crack
I told them they should carry on there was no cause for worry
I'd like to sit and watch them and there was no need to hurry

Then I mentioned she was often dry and he may need some lube
So if he'd wait a minute I would go and fetch a tube
And off I went and soon returned with tiny tube in hand
I held it out and told him it would be easier if he'd stand

He stood up then and I reached out and gave the tube a squeeze
And my wife knelt down before him and swallowed him with ease
Then I took them to the hospital they were in a state of shock
When they realised I'd superglued her lips around his cock !